I know it’s September but I like to spread my seasonal festivities over as many days as possible! If that means buying pumpkins in September I am all over it! You know what else is great for eager Halloween celebrants? A spooky knock knock joke book!

Knock, knock!

Who’s There?

Ivana.

Ivana, who?

Ivana suck your bloooooooood! hahahahahahahaahaha hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

okay, maybe it wasn’t that funny but you know what is? Twenty-two pages of knock knock Halloween jokes. Bet you didn’t know there were that many. Well, guess what? There are.